Two hoobs, one sewing machine...

Erm yeah... I wrote this ages and ages ago... Don't read if easily offended! It's badly written and is the kind of thing that just shouldn't be posted on the internet, but hey ho! I just hope no innocent hoobs fans stumble across my blog and get corrupted... and I really, really hope my mum doesn't read it! XD

It was a hoobaciously sunny day in Hoobland. In fact, it wasn’t just any day, it was the day before shoobady shiny day! Because of this, all the hoobs were preparing to have the best day ever. Auntie Hattie was making shoop shoops in her hoobmobile.
She was busy sewing away, when Hubba Hubba mysteriously appeared in the shadows. He was holding a hoobnip he’d grown for the purpose of making an extra special hoobnip tart. ‘Hoobledoop Hubba Hubba!’ said Auntie Hattie. The tension was electric.
Hubba Hubba asked Auntie Hattie if she wanted any help making shoop shoops. She was struggling to find a nicely coloured bit of material for Roma’s shoop shoop. We all know that female hoobs are good at making their own shoop shoops, but this year Auntie Hattie had decided to give Tula and Roma a break. She had very little time left before shoobady shiny day and so many shoop shoops to make. She still hadn’t told Hubba Hubba what to do. He was just standing there having a hoobythink and trying so hard to control his wild urges.
Auntie Hattie bent over her hooby bits box and started rummaging for something to make Roma’s shoop shoop out of. As soon as she bent over, Hubba Hubba lost all control. He penetrated Auntie Hatties alluring orange hoobybutt with the hoobnip he was still holding. Auntie Hattie yelped in pain... That particular hole had never been penetrated before. Hubba Hubba started moving the hoobnip in and out of Auntie Hattie. She knew it was wrong for a hoob to be doing this, but she did nothing to resist. After a while she started to relax a little. She could no longer feel the pain, or maybe she was just getting used to it. It was starting to feel quite pleasurable.
Hubba Hubba noticed the hoobnip becoming easier to slide. He ran his hoobypaw through the bright yellow twizzletuft. ‘Oh Hubba Hubba!’ moaned Auntie Hattie.
‘You like that?’ he snarled. He was becoming increasingly feral the more erect he became. His hardened hoobypenis was bulging out of his hoobyfur. ‘Yes!’ exclaimed Auntie Hattie, ‘but I need to make three more shoop shoops. I can’t do this... I just don’t have the time!’
‘There’s always time, Hats...’
‘No. Not before shoobady shiny day!’ Hubba Hubba removed the hoobnip from her rectum and slumped down on a chair.
‘Hoobybother and hooby...’
‘No! Don’t say it!’ Auntie Hattie knew that deep down she wanted it as much as Hubba Hubba did and that she wouldn’t be able to resist him saying ‘hoobyblow’. She had a hoobythink. After a minute or so of nose touching and pondering, she came to her conclusion.
‘Fuck it! I’ll call Roma and Tula to say I can’t make their shoop shoops... then we can get dirty!’ This excited Hubba Hubba so much he almost jizzed himself. He didn’t though, he just let out a whimper and became rock solid. The hoobyphone was broken, so she couldn’t contact the other hoobs. Auntie Hattie was truly disappointed. ‘They’ve probably forgotten all about shoobady shiny day. After all, they’ve spent so long on the peep planet.’ Hubba Hubba pointed out. He seductively nibbled the hoobnip and finally they got to the hoobyfun.
Hubba Hubba exposed his hoobyweapon. Auntie Hattie separated her hoobypaws. He thrust his weapon into her moist, warm hoobyhole and violently thrust in and out of her...In... Out...In... Out...In...Out...You get the picture! ‘Let’s take this outside’ suggested Auntie Hattie, ‘and bring the hoobnip!’ And thus, they emerged into the outside world, armed with some hoobybrandy, a sewing machine, two lustful smiles and a hoobnip.
They lay down on the ground and fucked. They consumed every drop of the hoobybrandy within 69 seconds of opening it. They were really quite inebriated. Hubba Hubba drunkenly suggested that they use the sewing machine to sew his hoobyballs to Auntie Hatties arse. They did this, but it restricted movement. He could only thrust gently without the risk of becoming bollockless. By this time it was dark. He penetrated her hoobyhole with the bottle that previously contained hoobybrandy. They were at it all night until they eventually fell asleep on the ground outside the hoobmobile.
Auntie Hattie’s eyes slowly opened. She was shocked to see Iver, Groove, Tula and Roma bending over them looking confused. She shook Hubba Hubba to wake him up. They didn’t know what to do. They were lying on the ground, sewn together, with things in inappropriate places. ‘Hoobledoop Hubba Hubba! Hoobledoop Auntie Hattie!’ The four hoobs chortled.
‘Erm... Hoobledoop... What brings you lovely hoobs to Hoobland?’ asked Hubba Hubba. Iver was the one to reply.
‘Well, Hubba Hubba, we thought we’d come and celebrate here in Hoobland. The midday sun is so much brighter for dancing in than the one on the Peep Planet... We weren’t disturbing anything were we?’
‘Oh no, not at all young hooblets’ Said Auntie Hattie, a little too unconvincingly, ‘Tula, could you help us get separated from each other please?’ Tula helped pick out the stitches. The four hoobs were very disappointed as they couldn’t so the shoop shoop dance due to a lack of shoop shoops, but their innocent mind put it down to what they believed to be an unfortunate sewing accident.
Groove glanced at Hubba Hubba. ‘Why is your hoobypenis so big, Hubba Hubba?’ After a long pause, Hubba Hubba casually said ‘What a wonderful question for hoobnews!’ Auntie Hattie giggles and they all proceeded to happily celebrate shoobady shiny day without shoop shoops!

Hmm...

Oops. I wrote shizz in the wrong blog. =/
I'm not sure how to delete an entry.

CHANNEL 4 ARE BUMS!

I hate channel 4! I hate them! I hate them! I hate them! They are twats I tell thee! Twats! Fucktards! Merciless monsters! And dare I say it... CUNTS! >.<

There is now no hoobage available to watch online. The 4od application has finally stopped working and they still haven't put any hoobage on the website. I loved having all 250 episodes available to watch whenever I wanted. My life is now ruined.

I shall be sending some very nasty e-mails to channel 4 (if I can think of what words to use). Meep. Maybe I'll start some sort of petition.

Anyway, away from all the negativity!

Earlier on I was pondering and I realised that Hoobs can't have showers or baths or anything because they hate getting wet. It made me wonder what they do to keep clean. I reckon they have dust baths like some rodents do. It's all I can think of that makes sense. I might have missed something about it in an episode though. But yeah, it would be cool if Hoobs had dust baths and thrashed around in them like degus do!

That will be all.

Hoobletoodledoo! =]

Oh...

It seems that I haven't updated this blog since I said I'd update it on a regular basis OVER A YEAR AGO!

I recently saw the last ever episode of The Hoobs. Somehow I had managed to avoid seeing it on channel 4. I'm sure they don't even show that episode. I found it on 4od. Wow... All 250 episodes available to watch all the time = SWEET! =D Shame the 4od application is closing down. On the actual website I see no signs that hoobage is going to happen. Anyhow- at least I've seen it! It was so sad. I cried. It really annoyed me that they left a cliffhanger. We will never know whether or not Iver, Groove, Tula and Roma went back to hoobland or not. Stupid Hubba Hubba giving them a choice about it at the end of the episode. >.<

IT WAS LIKE A SLAP IN THE FACE!

I can't really think of anything to write right now, but I WILL make a pact with myself to update this more than once a year!

Have a lovely day and hoobletoodledoo! =]

You know who the hoobs are...

After writing this blog, i decided I needed to do my bit to rectify the lack of hoobage on the internet. So I decided to create this blog, which will be solely about the hoobs. It will be musings, ponderings, information and pretty much everything about the hoobs!

Firstly, Auntie Hattie. Why do we never meet her? (or have I just never seen that episode?) Who is she?! *ponders and concludes that the most probable answer to that question is that she is Hubba Hubbas sex slave* Hmm... I'll ponder some more about this!

Anyways... As well as creating this blog thing, I have just made a Hoobs forum.

This blog will be updated on a regular basis (if I remember)